I need to get a haircut, but the problem it only looks good for a few days before it goes back to looking like my normal dumb hair which is full of cowlicks and general unruliness.

I use to shave my hair down to about inch in college but the cowlick near the front of my head earned me the name “Tornado Head” so I stopped (ok so I kept doing it for years until my wife told me she was tired of using the same razor she used to cut the dog’s hair to cut mine, but that’s like stopping at a reasonable point).

Oh well, time to toughen up and get my haircut again.