I may have been watching too much Walking Dead lately (no spoilers, we’re only midway through Season 5) and this came to mind. The pacing is a little different than what I normally do for a joke, but I like[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
How I feel every time I go out with my baby.
My wife has a hard time functioning without coffee in the mornings. We had a very similar exchange one more as my wife failed to make the analogy she wanted when I asked her if she wanted coffee. I, on[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Life is a race, just not against each other.
I’m a good husband…and father. What? Why are you looking at me like that?
Donuts, the most dangerous killers of the kitchen…that is why you must eat them before they eat you!
I hope you all like dumb board game puns! Bonus visual pun if you think of what these two guys would trade!
People who don’t remember their child getting them sick, have bad memories. IT’S LIKE EVERY OTHER DAY! It’s not that bad, but it can be annoying. Thanks for reading.
Don’t ask me how I got her to sit still enough to wrap her.
