My wife has a hard time functioning without coffee in the mornings. We had a very similar exchange one more as my wife failed to make the analogy she wanted when I asked her if she wanted coffee.
I, on the other hand, have a hard time functioning at all.
Thanks for reading!
-Wesley
Ha Ha !
I am exactly like your wife. Your mistake was asking a question when the person has had no coffee! Even though you were trying to be helpful
For the first 20 minutes after I wake up, I don’t know who I am, whose home this is, or whether anything around me really exists. Don’t much care, either.